Splitting the atom

I have a theory. A male and female shopper together pose little risk for foolish purchases. At any given time, one would always act as the voice of reason. This is the opposite to 2 female shoppers together when reason has no reason to be alive. Just as splitting the atom can cause huge damage, so too does splitting the male and female shoppers. Six enormous custard filled donut balls? I'll buy them. And so as I sat on the same bus as yesterday, reason was left on the curb. "it would be irresponsible not to buy a new set of golf clubs. They are a bargain. Do I need them? Of course I do. Money spent on holidays doesn't count". And so I got the golf clubs. With the difference in time from Australia I should probably wake up at 4 something on Thursday and hit the course. Later in the day a few smaller purchases were made as for the last time for a long time i saw my ever bulging stomach in a change room mirror. Lunch was ordinary at Jimmy Buffets, we just couldn't get into dinner at Tony Roma's and right now the typist is asleep on the bed - again. See you all back in Australia probably on the golf course.