Pilgrim's progress

Be warned Australia. The pilgrims are on the loose. They have congregated in Sydney and are now travelling out into the great unknown. The funny thing is that they seem to have left their brains behind. I would have thought that all that tuna they were feeding you would have made you a bit smarter. 590 of the religious red and yellow backpackers turned up today at Central Station wanting to catch a train to Brisbane. Guess what guys, the train doesn't carry that many people. In my experience, people travelling for major events in other countries should do one thing before they leave. Plan your trip. Come on guys, don't lob over here and think that everything will turn out ok.

During the Olympics, fans were trying to get to Brisbane from Sydney for a 730 pm soccer match. Only problem was that it was 4pm in the afternoon. Please please plan your trip in advance.

The best one of all time was the American lady who travelled half way around the world to see the total eclipse a few years back. She turns up at Central Station and asks for a ticket to Lyndhurst. She is sold a ticket to Lyndhurst. She gets to Lyndhurst and wonders where all the other eclipse loving people are. Well they are all in Lyndhurst, South Australia. She is in Lyndhurst New South Wales.

Please plan your trips in advance otherwise I will be forced to mock you in front of the World, or at least my tiny section of the World who are reading this.