How Can They Be Complaining??

Apparently there was a problem with the third of three meals. My only problem is the wasn't enough. It was a spectacular vegetarian pasta that would win you immunity in Master Chef. There were also complaints about the turbulence. I commented on the four minute duration and was advised it went for four hours....Anyway, the Magical Mystery Tour has begun. Currently at Abu Dhabi waiting on our French Connection. 

France was a fortunate choice as last week I received news that the Wattle Grove Chicken shop was temporarily closed. Where will my well done chips 🍟 come from? Wait a minute. Chips are also known as French Fries. I'm going to Paris. Paris is in France. Surely there will be French Fries there. If not, I guess I will just settle for some nice vegetarian pasta, and then wait for the complaints to start. 

I've been awake for 25 hours, had 90 minutes sleep and am looking forward to meal number four (5 if I include pre flight brunch waffles).